"Craiglist Killer" kicked to the curb.

It's no secret we girls love our bad boys.

..But sometimes bad boys are just plain bad. There's a big difference between "Danny Zuko" bad and "Murderous Double Life" bad. A girls gotta know when to draw the line.

According to a report by Viva La Jessica, Megan McAllister, fiance of "Craiglist Killer" Phillip Markoff has called off their August wedding.

Poor Megan... we really do sympathize with her. She seems like a bright
girl however, many of us know that when you are in love nothing makes sense
anymore. I am sure Lacey Peterson thought the same thing as her "loving and
loyal" husband killed her and their unborn child on his boat.

I couldn't agree with Jessica more. Love can make us crazy. Love can make us blind. But Love sure as sherbet can't make killing and assualting random strippers okay.

You go Megan.

Besides dating a jailbird is so 1994.

White House: a place for friends?

Online predators have stepped aside for the newest breed of social networker -- the president.

A recent blog post by the "Daily Randomness" reports that social networking via world wide web has apparently hit a new low.

After 200 years of living silence, the White House is alive -- and it wants to be your friend via Myspace:

Social networking has reached new heights. Its crazy how the White
House not a person, but a building, has profiles on many of the networking
sites. On MySpace, the white house has 175,532 friends.

Hmm..interesting concept mr. White House. Except for the only citizens of our country that utilize Myspace anymore are approximately thirteen years of age.

Day after day, the White House posts videos about the latest political breakthroughs and economic struggles. How does pre-teen America respond to the news you ask?

with such comments like:

i love the white house i been there before and it is so pretty! (:

..point proven.

Run Jon, Run!

America's favorite father of multiples (and victim of domestic abuse) Jon Gosselin has been caught in the act. While wife Kate was out of town, the star papa of TLC's "Jon & Kate Plus 8" was spotted leaving a local club with another woman at 2 a.m this morning. According to witnesses, the 32-year-old was so intoxicated he "could barely walk." His mystery mistress remains unidentified, but Gosselin was overheard referring to her as "babe" on several occasions. Uh oh, can you say cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater?

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe partying and public intoxication fit the job description for a happy husband and father of 8..

Best of all, Gosselin was missing something kinda important (besides his insanely naggy wife) -- his wedding band.

What is this? Seems J-Goss is finally makin' a break for it by escaping the harsh, suffocating ways (imprisonment) of his pessimistic and highly annoying wife. I'm actually pretty proud of the guy and if you've ever watched a single episode of "J&KP8" you probably are too. He may be past his prime, but the guy finally wants to get out and enjoy life. Better late than never I say. You go Jon.

Gosselin later said "my bad" via EXTRA interview

"Like most people, I have male and female friends and I'm not going to end my
friendships just because I'm on TV. However, being out with them late at
night showed poor judgment on my part."

Yah J-Goss, probably not the brightest idea to sneak out and party with lady friends at 2 a.m. when you're married. Even if your wife does bully you and denounced your manhood on public television.

One things for sure..he's gonna get it now.

RUN JON, RUN!

Watch out Brangelina! Speidi goes legal.

MTV's 'The Hills' stars Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (a.k.a. Hollywood's most hated duo) reportedly tied the knot (legally this time..i think) April 26 in Pasadena, California. Is this another of Speidi's typical "attention-hungry" escapades? Some readers might think so after the couple eloped in Cabo last November on an episode of The Hills, only to reveal the wedding was another of the couple's numerous publicity stunts.

Nevertheless, the disastrous duo along with MTV swear upon the legality of the couple's latest nuptials. Speidi was wed Saturday evening to a whole audience of Hollywood a-listers. A handful of The Hills co-stars showed up for the event, including hot new love connection Brody Jenner and Audrina Patridge. Even Speidi's arch frenemy Lauren Conrad made an appearance.

"All of our friends and family were there," said the new Mrs. Pratt, "And they
were all so supportive and loving. There were so many fans waiting outside that
were screaming when we came out."

Sad you missed it? Don't be.
For the rest of us accursed common folk, MTV generously filmed the splendid event which is reported to be, no other than, The Hill's season finale airing in may. Go figure.

Televised Speidi wedding? Season finale? Gosh, that sounds strangely familiar, hmmm..
what are you up to MTV?