Thursday, April 30, 2009

Run Jon, Run!


America's favorite father of multiples (and victim of domestic abuse) Jon Gosselin has been caught in the act. While wife Kate was out of town, the star papa of TLC's "Jon & Kate Plus 8" was spotted leaving a local club with another woman at 2 a.m this morning. According to witnesses, the 32-year-old was so intoxicated he "could barely walk." His mystery mistress remains unidentified, but Gosselin was overheard referring to her as "babe" on several occasions. Uh oh, can you say cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater?

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe partying and public intoxication fit the job description for a happy husband and father of 8..

Best of all, Gosselin was missing something kinda important (besides his insanely naggy wife) -- his wedding band.

What is this? Seems J-Goss is finally makin' a break for it by escaping the harsh, suffocating ways (imprisonment) of his pessimistic and highly annoying wife. I'm actually pretty proud of the guy and if you've ever watched a single episode of "J&KP8" you probably are too. He may be past his prime, but the guy finally wants to get out and enjoy life. Better late than never I say. You go Jon.

Gosselin later said "my bad" via EXTRA interview

"Like most people, I have male and female friends and I'm not going to end my
friendships just because I'm on TV. However, being out with them late at
night showed poor judgment on my part."
Yah J-Goss, probably not the brightest idea to sneak out and party with lady friends at 2 a.m. when you're married. Even if your wife does bully you and denounced your manhood on public television.

One things for sure..he's gonna get it now.

RUN JON, RUN!

1 comment:

  1. I couldn't believe Jon would do this! I'm hoping it is all just a misinterpretation, I would hope he would never do that to his wife or family. But I don't think Kate is a bad guy for being bitter, I mean she DID have 8 kids -- I'm pretty sure she has a right to be bitter and stressed out. I'll agree that there are times where she can 'denounce his manhood' but I think she just does this out of being stressed out from having 8 kids run around....and for HAVING 8 kids running around they parent them really well, making sure they eat right and they have strict rules with them but the kids are still able to have fun!

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